Jess Not Jessica

21. University of Miami. Queer Black Fat Femme Feminist.


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Reblogged from positivelypinkie

positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality

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the-goddamazon:

bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

OH MY GOD I GET IT
LIFE RUINED
And the big lady who kicked him out was the Madam.
-head desk-

the-goddamazon:

bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

OH MY GOD I GET IT

LIFE RUINED

And the big lady who kicked him out was the Madam.

-head desk-

(via imustnottellliesx)

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Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego (via no-datee)

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Reblogged from moltres

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

(Source: moltres, via shermano)

Reblogged from nymfadoratonks

marnla:

percytobiaspotter:

Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post

BLESS

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strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

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davidthadeer:

sketcheddy:

remember when disney, cartoon network, and nickelodeon used to make crossovers for their cartoons all the time

disney

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cartoon network

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nickelodeon

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These were the fucking days I don’t care what anyone says

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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pittore-lupo:

SVU was spot-on on so many issues

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nigerian-aphrodisiac:

zaddylonglegs:

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

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I love her though!

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caliphorniaqueen:

susgirl:

Wtfffffff💘💘💘

Baes

caliphorniaqueen:

susgirl:

Wtfffffff💘💘💘

Baes

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Reblogged from makelovetothemoon
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. Laurell K. Hamilton (via jinxestogoaround)

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mournamora:

artisticfigure:

before disney started to suck ass

if only we could reverse time

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Reblogged from clarklois

Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

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